pregnent

Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”

Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Itni raat main tumhe kaun lecture dega

Police ne raat ke 1 baje sharab ke nashe main

tunn ek aadmi ko pakad kar pucha..

Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..?

Aadmi – Main sharab peene ke dush parinam

per lecture sunne ja raha hun…

Police – Itni raat main tumhe kaun lecture dega..?

Aadmi – Mere biwi…

Viagra

85yr old man buy Viagra and ask The Chemist “isko kiske sath loo“
Chemist : “Baba, Ganga jal ke sath “kyo ki itne sal baad itni khushi bardaasht nahi hogi !